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Guide to Not Being "That Guy"

Guide to Not Being "That Guy"

Guide
Alright, fellas, let's talk about the unspoken rules of the jungle – the gentleman's club jungle, that is. Strip Club Grub is here to make sure you have a killer time without any awkward fumbles. Think of this as your playbook for a night of legendary status.

1. The Golden Rule: Respect the Queens (and Staff!)
  1. Treat the ladies like royalty: They're professionals, not objects. A simple "hello" and a genuine smile go a long way.
  2. Keep your hands to yourself: Unless you're paying for a private dance, wandering hands are a major no-no. It's not a petting zoo, bro.
  3. Respect the staff: From the bartenders to the bouncers, they're there to make sure everyone has a good time. Be cool, and they'll be cool right back.
2. The Art of the Tip
  1. Make it rain (respectfully): Tipping is the name of the game. A few bucks for a stage dance, and a generous tip for a private dance, shows you appreciate the entertainment.
  2. Don't be a cheapskate: If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to be there. Simple as that.
  3. The "make it rain" must be done in a respectful way. Do not throw money at the dancers in a way that is degrading.
3. Phone Etiquette: Snapchats and Secrets
  1. No photos or videos: Unless the club explicitly says otherwise, your phone's camera is strictly off-limits. This ain't a documentary.
  2. Keep it discreet: What happens in the club, stays in the club. Your buddies don't need a play-by-play on social media.
4. Drink and Be Merry (But Not a Mess)
  1. Know your limits: Pace yourself, dude. Nobody wants to babysit a sloppy mess.
  2. Hydrate: Alternate between your favorite beverage and water. You'll thank us in the morning.
  3. Don't be "that guy" who starts a fight: Enjoy the night, and leave the drama at the door.
5. Private Dances: The VIP Experience
  1. Communicate: Be clear about what you want, and respect the dancer's boundaries.
  2. Negotiate: Prices are usually negotiable, so don't be afraid to ask.
  3. Enjoy the moment: It's a private show, so relax and have a good time.
6. Foodie Fun: Grub Like a King
  1. Explore the menu: Many clubs have surprisingly good food. Don't just stick to the drinks.
  2. Order with gusto: Treat yourself to a steak, some wings, or whatever tickles your fancy.
  3. Share with your crew: A shared platter of appetizers is a great way to bond and save some cash.
7. Dress to Impress (Sort Of)
  1. No gym shorts or flip-flops: Unless you're aiming for the "just rolled out of bed" look, dress a bit nicer.
  2. A collared shirt and jeans are always a safe bet.
  3. Check the club's dress code: Some upscale clubs have stricter rules.
8. Be a Wingman, Not a Buzzkill
  1. Look out for your buddies: Make sure everyone's having a good time and staying safe.
  2. Don't be a Debbie Downer: If you're not feeling it, don't ruin the vibe for everyone else.
  3. Help your friends get home safely: Be a responsible wingman.
9. Have Fun!
  1. Relax and enjoy the show: You're there to have a good time, so let loose and have some fun.
  2. Try something new: Step out of your comfort zone and try a new dance or a new drink.
  3. Make some memories: A night at the club can be a legendary experience, so make the most of it.
Strip Club Grub is all about helping you find the best clubs and have the best time. Follow these tips, and you'll be a club pro in no time. Now go out there and make some memories!


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